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  1. augustotter: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom BEST MOM I’m crYING This needs another reblog.  c:

    augustotter:

    chemicaldarkshine:

    hardestcopy:

    bijou1986:

    A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

    About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

    He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

    Hey Mom
    I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love,
    Your Son.

    A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

    Dear Son,
    I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
    When are the two of you coming for dinner?
    Love,
    Mom

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    BEST MOM

    I’m crYING

    This needs another reblog.  c:

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  2. hipsterinatardis:

    Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

    I just think it’s hilarious.

    (Source: chibikejtii)

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  3. me

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  4. 8 stills of Joe Gilgun in Tennis (2013)

    (Source: 3rdrudy)

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  5. posthawk:

    Skyfall (2012)

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  7. silvermender:

    ilikelookingatnakedmen:

    negacrow:

    nightmareloki:

    newvagabond:

    Omfg.

    OH MY GOD

    Well, that was unexpected.

    Funny AND I can justify putting it on my pr0n blog! Hurrah!

    OHMYGOD

    (Source: wanderingcynic)

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  8. summonerscode: Exhibit 238 Singed [14:27]: if u want 2 fight me irl ill giv u adress after game but be warned i do lift

    summonerscode:

    Exhibit 238

    Singed [14:27]: if u want 2 fight me irl ill giv u adress after game but be warned i do lift

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  9. (Source: sarah-mark)

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  10. all-misty-eyed:

    So finals start next week and i have 2 papers to write that i havent even started…on due in 12 hours…wish me luck

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