The Theory Of Avarice

augustotter: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:20:20 +0200

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

This needs another reblog. c:

hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:37:27 +0200

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

me

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:56:17 +0200

8 stills of Joe Gilgun in Tennis (2013)

Sun, 05 May 2013 07:29:18 +0200

8 stills of Joe Gilgun in Tennis (2013)

posthawk: Skyfall (2012)

Sun, 05 May 2013 07:28:35 +0200

posthawk:

Skyfall (2012)

Photo

Sat, 04 May 2013 03:43:01 +0200

silvermender: ilikelookingatnakedmen: negacrow: nightmareloki:...

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:07:17 +0200

silvermender:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

negacrow:

nightmareloki:

newvagabond:

Omfg.

OH MY GOD

Well, that was unexpected.

Funny AND I can justify putting it on my pr0n blog! Hurrah!

OHMYGOD

summonerscode: Exhibit 238 Singed [14:27]: if u want 2 fight me...

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:00:54 +0200

summonerscode:

Exhibit 238

Singed [14:27]: if u want 2 fight me irl ill giv u adress after game but be warned i do lift

Photo

Fri, 03 May 2013 02:55:40 +0200

all-misty-eyed: So finals start next week and i have 2 papers...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:08:41 +0200

all-misty-eyed:

So finals start next week and i have 2 papers to write that i havent even started…on due in 12 hours…wish me luck

for-hyrul3: dorkly: Xbox Live Ultimatum This is more than...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:08:11 +0200

for-hyrul3:

dorkly:

Xbox Live Ultimatum

This is more than perfect.

riskydiamonds: reaill: jin-no-uchi: pineprecipice: ggenepar...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 07:59:19 +0100

riskydiamonds:

reaill:

jin-no-uchi:

pineprecipice:

ggeneparmesan:

holy shit this is awesome

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

faith

this sis like a dream woooah

this was way more interesting than the preview shot made me think it was

furippupauplus: typical example of the Japanese art known as...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 21:59:02 +0100

furippupauplus:

typical example of the Japanese art known as “anime”

or my dream bfffffffffff

lolzpicx: ONCE YOU GO TWERK YOU CAN NEVER UNTWERK!

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 21:37:19 +0100

lolzpicx:

ONCE YOU GO TWERK YOU CAN NEVER UNTWERK!

kindaskimpy: This year’s Broadway Bares, the annual fundraiser...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 01:27:47 +0100

kindaskimpy:

This year’s Broadway Bares, the annual fundraiser for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS, features Broadway’s hottest stars recreating fairy tales with their very own happy endings. ;)

See? Eye-candy isn’t always frivolous!

I AM DONE, EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME, THE INTERNET HAS WON. NOW TIME TO GO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP.

orrahyu: darsen: iamthekure: bochthefox: scribbsie: tich: f...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 04:52:23 +0100

orrahyu:

darsen:

iamthekure:

bochthefox:

scribbsie:

tich:

feathery-dreamer:

zeak213:

pig, pig, and tiger. (tiger would help me split my two pigs to make 4 total pigs.)

rooster, horse, snake. Convenient cuz snake is my Chinese zodiac sign compatible with roosters, and horses are fucking gorgeous creatures.

Monkey, dog, horse.

Pig, horse, dog

Dog, Monkey, Horse.

ox, monkey, sheep

Pig, Rooster, Rabbit.

HEAT BEAM EYE BLAST

Horse, Monkey, Dragon/Ox

Everyone’s choosing lazer eyes, but that’s such a MEH power.

Dragon, Rooster, and … Monkey

effses: mgshaven: Metal Gear Rising Boss Battles trailer...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 00:24:41 +0100

effses:

mgshaven:

Metal Gear Rising Boss Battles trailer featuring Mistral, Sundowner, Monsoon, and Samuel.

This game looks stylish as all hell, wow

thecommunistotter: reginasmom: ke$ha changed my...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 07:25:18 +0100

thecommunistotter:

reginasmom:

ke$ha changed my life

sometimes i remember the intense hatred i had for ke$ha when she first hit the scene and i laugh. b/c i really like her now (not just b/c of this but for a lot of reason) and i don’t know why i felt so mad at her to begin with. Granted she’s kind of matured and all of that which makes it easier but i don’t know what was wrong with me she’s awesome.

unseendaydream: I made a thing

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:07:45 +0100

unseendaydream:

I made a thing

murderedbyscratchnsniff: Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders “Call Me...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 07:32:58 +0100

murderedbyscratchnsniff:

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders “Call Me Maybe” By Carly Rae Jepson Military Tribute (by Andrew Stupfel)